they need to just BURY HIM!
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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