I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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