She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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