There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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