so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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