I wannas sexs uuuuu
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Randomize
