You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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