Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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