My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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