did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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