Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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