if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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