Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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