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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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