Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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