i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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