I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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