summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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