nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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