this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
is this the sara with the beer cane?
this will be a night to untag.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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