How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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