haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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