I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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