man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
that's an acceptable place to lick
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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