This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Randomize
