Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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