Well douche your snatch and let's go!
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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