I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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