I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
You need a sexual gate keeper
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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