Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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