He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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