IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
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