i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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