Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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