As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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