the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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