About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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