R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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