she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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