Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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