My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
