He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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