craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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