so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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