if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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