i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
When are your genitals available?
Randomize
