I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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