If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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