we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
You were trust falling into bushes
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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