Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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