sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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