it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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