VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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