I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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